Tale of the day

The sun was starting to peek out from behind the clouds so I took my heavy basket of wet clothes outside to hang. I hear Monster inside the house saying, "uh-oh, uh-oh," over and over again. It gets louder as he gets closer to me. When he reaches me, he hands me a poop filled diaper, says, "all done," and runs away. I did what any great mama would do. I chased him around the backyard with the hose.